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Oprah Schmoke Bra!

May 9, 2012 by Alison Hodgson 4 Comments

The other day I was driving across town to meet my sister Torey at her house. With the help of Siri, I texted her our location which was about ten minutes away. She texted back her own, which was about 10 seconds from her home.

“This isn’t a race.” I said and Siri texted.

“Really?” Torey replied. “Oprah says ‘Life is a race…make sure you win” she added. Her husband was driving so she could text with impunity.

“Oprah Shmoprah!” I told Siri.

“Oprah Schmoke bra.” Siri texted.

“Siri helped me with that,” I said.

“Siri help me with that.” Siri texted.

Later at lunch, Torey said “That’s my new thing: making up quotes from Oprah.”

It hadn’t occurred to me that the previous quote had sounded decidedly un-Oprah-ish. But then we both love to facetiously quote her quoting, I think it’s Maya Angelou, “When you know better. You do better” because—honestly—I know a lot of things I neglect to do.

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  1. Praise and Coffee says

    May 9, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Haha…love this!

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  2. April Kenney-Kauth says

    May 9, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    EXACTLY!

    Alison, I think that’s the crux of this deep drive to share with people lately. Start nurturing those which we neglected. Why do we neglect what we need? I have no idea and it’d probably be very interesting psycho-babble, but what a great Nugget for today!

    ~April

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  3. allison says

    May 10, 2012 at 12:25 am

    not so fast… torey incorrectly quotes that one too… she says “when you know more! you do more!”

    Reply
  4. Torey says

    May 12, 2012 at 2:06 am

    haha!

    Reply

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