Swinging is fun, but having boys is grossed out, cuz boys – they are annoying and they like to call girls jerks. They are annoying so that’s how I’m talented with boys: I hate them! Yuck.
Expert on the etiquette of perilous times.
Eden H. – perennial Kindergarten dropout candidate
Babies, (She said with a Ukrainian accent)
Willa’s first birthday – Thursday