I forgot to tell you the story about Jackie’s trip to the emergency vet. It’s been almost two years now since I promised and I note that no one has been clamoring for me to come through?
“Why could that be?” She wonders.
I will give you an excerpt:
“Is there such a thing as Munchausen by Proxy with a canine?” I asked the vet’s assistant.
“You know, that syndrome where parents pretend their kids are sick to get attention themselves – Munchausen by Proxy, is it possible to have it with a dog?”
“I don’t know,” she said, “but if it is, you don’t have it, because every time you call Jack really has a problem…he’s special.”
I thought she might mean special ed, but I wasn’t in a position to quibble.
So if someone would be so kind as to pretend to be interested in this story I would really appreciate it and I’ll tell you why I need your assistance (clamoring – feigned is fine. I might be needy but I’m not picky.) soon.
Thank you ever so much.