“Mama, why did God make my bottom so gushy?” Eden asked.
I thought for a moment, trying to fathom the mind of God.
“Well, if it wasn’t so gushy, it probably wouldn’t be as comfortable to sit on, would it?” I said.
“Thass a good idea.” She said.
Any other armchair theologians want to weigh in?
I think you have a good point, but I would like to think that God had multiple purposes in mind when He made bottoms gushy. Perhaps a little extra padding was added for kids whose bottoms would get swatted frequently.
As I read the question, I didn’t assume that she was talking about the padding of her bumper, but rather the effluent qualities of her heiny.
It all hinges on her understanding of the word “gushy,” if you ask me.