Yes, I see you staring at me.
No, I don’t want to let you out and start the carnival of consumption and elimination.
Yes, it’s admirable that you are sitting quietly.
Yes, you are a very good boy. I might even love you.
Would you please not do your business on the deck? I know it’s a pain walking that extra 3 feet and all but it’s important to me.
OK, I’ll let you out…after one more cup of coffee…and a shower.