What do you call those bells that one hits to summon service?
I’ll tell you what you call the woman who buys one for her children on a whim at a garage sale.
It was a loving, generous, let’s indulge children who love to play pretend whim, but she’s still a moron.
alison says
Ring!Ring!Ring!Ring!Ring!Ring!
tanner says
i’ve always thought that your house wasn’t loud enough. thank God for those bells, though.
Dan says
Very funny Tanner.
alison says
We’re constantly hearing that, “Your house is really great – love the family – but you’re all so quiet. It’s spooky.”
So we’re working on it.
Sheila says
Hey Alison – Yesterday Sally asked me if I was older than Jesus. I totally thought of you! 🙂
Anonymous says
You and your family are welcome to crash whenever you want. I will even make pancakes.
Stuart
PS Do not bring the bell