The other day I noticed several crayon scribblings on the threshold of my new floor. The usual suspects, clad only in there underpants, were sitting at the island eating breakfast. I approached Beanie first with the assumption of guilt.
“When did you scribble on the floor?”
“I didn’t do it,” she said with such sincerity that I forgot for a moment that she has a long history of lying, “Ren did it.”
“Did you do it?” I asked Peanut.
“No, I didd’t. I addidentally peed on da bathroom flow-ar.”
File Case number 1 under “Unsolved Mysteries” and number 2 under “Case closed before it was opened”.
So funny!