For several years now I have been using a large (2 x 3 ft.) calendar, the old school sort that was used as a blotter.  I use this kind because I tend to wander around with mine, whilst on the phone, and I hoped that one the size of a small bedroom would not be easily lost.  Misplaced, yes, hence the big size to aid quick spotting and up until today I have always been able to find it.  But it has been missing since Sunday.  This makes me nervous as my memory is fantastic for who said what fifteen years ago, but not so good for where I need to be on any given day.

If you happen to come across my calendar, which I can only assume has wandered off, please give it immediate marching orders back to my desk.

Please.