“I am not going to operate on your puppy; I am going to let him die because you are always interrupting me.”

until now.

Had computer problems and brought in a professional. He removed the old and installed the new.

When I click on something, things open or close immediately.

It’s amazing.

I happily, happily, happily wrote a check to my new best friend, Daniel, who thought I was in my 20’and the nanny.

I accused him of angling for a tip.

If anyone happens to have an icepick would they kindly lend it to me? Or what are those things that you use to keep carpentry stationary?…with the crank?…if I could just get my head between those two metal plates and apply a teensy bit of pressure…

I am going to go take some Tylenol and visualize sunlight.

“And my poopie said, ‘I am going to come out of yo bottom,’

and I said, ‘You are going in da toywet!’

and my poopie said, ‘Thass wight, Baby!'”

She chuckled fondly, “My poopie called me Baby.”

She’s “fwee” and anytime you want to see how much that is she will be happy to “sow” you.