Dear January,
I don’t really know what to say to you, without swearing, but this is a family show, so I must – for the children.
January, January, January! Why do you have to be like this? I don’t mind the snow or the cold – it’s winter – but would it kill you to be a little more sunny? Who benefits from the grey?
No one.
Tomorrow, if it’s not snowing, it.better.be.sunny.
Or else.
Sincerely,
Alison
Let me know how this one works out for you.