Birdie has learned a couple of things lately and I think she would be happy to pass on her wisdom:
1. Don’t leave toxic substances (e.g. nail polish remover) within reach of the Legumes.
2. If by chance you haven’t learned Important Life Lesson #1 then never, ever pretend to pour a toxic substance into something that could be construed as consumable (e.g. a teapot).
Fortunately the angels and the Mamas were on the job so we don’t have the material for a Sad Oprah.
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