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I saw something nasty BEHIND the woodshed!

May 9, 2006 by Alison Hodgson 5 Comments

Years ago my cousin sent me a card that was from the “Deep Thoughts” series of skits on Saturday Night Live. It said:

“If you define cowardice as running, kicking and screaming at the first sign of danger, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I am a coward.”

That cracked me up.

It came to mind as Paul and I were hauling an old pool cover from behind the garden shed where it had been abandoned by our home’s former owners. I leaped through the air, shrieking, at the sight of several small, gray creatures we soon identified as moles. Safely on a piece of cement I tried to calm down under Paul’s rolling eyes.

Between incoherent mumbling I offered my defense, “Look I know it is irrational but that is the nature of fear…they were wiggling and they startled me!”

Mr. Brave Man just shook his head.

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  1. Scott says

    May 10, 2006 at 3:46 am

    he he he – Mr. Brave Man.

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  2. Anna says

    May 10, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    lol! That’s good stuff!

    I scream at the slightest provocation. I don’t mean to; I’m just easily startled. I have a friend who likes to take me to scary movies just to watch my reactions. He’s a cruel boy 😉

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  3. Sherry C says

    May 10, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    You are going to develop quite an aversion to that woodshed, aren’t you?

    Funny stuff.

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  4. Sherry C says

    May 10, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    Ok, it seems that the Blogger Security Team is delving into the world of Ebonics. The next word verification that came up after I left that last comment was “aaqskem,” as in:

    “Does the boy have any homework tonight?”

    “I don’t know, I’ll aaqskem.”

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  5. Juliabohemian says

    May 10, 2006 at 5:49 pm

    well that’s forgivible since it was just your initial response. But, once you realized they were tiny rodents, you probably came to your senses, right?

    Reply

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