Expert on the etiquette of perilous times.
If anyone happens to have an icepick would they kindly lend it to me? Or what are those things that you use to keep carpentry stationary?…with the crank?…if I could just get my head between those two metal plates and apply a teensy bit of pressure…
I am going to go take some Tylenol and visualize sunlight.
“And my poopie said, ‘I am going to come out of yo bottom,’
and I said, ‘You are going in da toywet!’
and my poopie said, ‘Thass wight, Baby!'”
She chuckled fondly, “My poopie called me Baby.”
She’s “fwee” and anytime you want to see how much that is she will be happy to “sow” you.
I am waiting for a little girl to get up. Streamers are streaming, balloons are rolling on the floor (too lazy to hang), pink flowers are on the table and a Happy Birthday cutout is hanging on the wall.
A “Big Guh” is three or “free” if you ask her. To show you she needs to use one hand to hold up three fingers and the other to keep the fourth finger and her thumb down.
I need a time clock that young children will respect.
I am sorry, you may not __________
throw up
wet the bed
have a nightmare
“needa go potty”
have trouble sleeping
freakin talk to me
because, I am OFF THE CLOCK.
Will be punching back in tomorrow at 8 a.m.
A girl can dream.
(I hope this isn’t considered complaining, because we all know I soooooooo gave that up this year. Yes, indeedy. The above is the articulation of a dream. Yes, yes, that’s it.)